sicky sick

my allergies are ripping me a new one. my head is in the clouds and i have so much to do. so i'm hoping that sitting on the couch, watching scrubs, and blogging would make me feel better. the only thing is i cannot formulate an original thought. So either we read while i transcribe Homer's Illyad and Odessy or we can tell me stories.
So here is your alter call.
Tell me a story to make me feel better